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That loathesome thing you do in order to feed your children / thing under the bed.

Oh, look at that dedication, that determination to get the job done. "I'm so busy, I must come in. The ship will go down if I'm not there to bitch about everthing that no one can do right except me." Today's annoyance is about the OB who comes in to work when ill. She even affects an extra-rhaspy phone voice just so that everyone knows just how "sick" she's supposed to be---caked on depending on audience of course. "Oh, sorry, I have a cold, I just saved this company from going under even while I was sick. I had to come in or else the whole organization will fall apart."  Do you need to go home? "Oh, no no no. I'm fine. [forced cough]. I'll get through it somehow. You all need to be as dedicated as I am."  Extra forced throat clearings and heavy sighs included
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Peyton, Observer of the Irredeemably Moist,
The office cunt came in sick again today doing the fake "i've lost my voice" bullshit except of course when the office douche wimpy fucking VP who'd rather be liked than be a boss is trying to talk to her. "Oh, i'm so sick, i should be at home." Yes, you retro-reject, you should be at home. In fact, do us all a favor and QUIT. You are what is worst about humanity. Sure, we all know you "run" the place, b/c the pussy VP won't stand up to you and say, "hi cunt, this is actually my company, and we're going to sort of need you to, uh, leave, forever." Fucking hate this place.