What is a nigger? Proof that skunks mated with monkeys. Why do black people have white hands? The paint rubbed off from the cop cars! Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? They're easier to spot! How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope. why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.