What it says on the tin.

My name is Iblis, and I just pooped in my pants in front of a whole bunch of celebrities and dignitaries, and I am so embarrassed now, I feel lower than shit. Therefore, I will destroy the whole human race to prevent further embarrassment for myself in case I have another pants-shitting episode.

posted to religion by Peyton, Peasant of the Idealistic (3 comments)

Charlie, Clerk of Imagination,

Muslims are full of shit

Dana, Author of Generosity,

I hope you're wearing your shittin' pants; cause you're about to shit your pants... negen

Taylor, Tour Guide of the craft table,

Ah well many celebs had better repent, or their master Lucifer will shit on them.