Man + Man + Woman = ???

I am a straight man, who has not fucked in 23 years. I need it so bad that if I don't get some pussy soon, I think I might start raping women. What is the problem with women? They have a pussy, I have a dick. we both get horny, so lets fuck and solve each others problem. What we need are little stickers that a woman can stick on their hand, that they are willing to fuck right then. I mean we cannot read minds I don't know when a woman is horny as hell and needs a good fuck. and you cannot tell if you are atractive enough for them Grrrrrr it is so frustrating!!!!! It is really simple, if a woman likes your looks and she is horny. the guy is by himself. walk over to him and say do you want to fuck? 99% will take her up on it!!!
posted to relationships by Samantha, Elementalist of the Satisfied (4 comments)

Rebecca, Breeder of the craft table,

Why not just go to backpage escorts, myredbook, etc and get a Hooker to fuck for 80 dollars. Its quick, dirty and cheap and it gets the job done. You'll be fucking a new pussy within 2 hours.

Andy, Necromancer of the craft table,
So?  Did you get your cookie yet?  Tell me what you wanna do?