Would you be here if you had one?

my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) such a slut, instead of taking Money she gives STD's all night". my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) such a slut the virgin mary caught aids just by looking at her my mom is such a whore..her coochy smells like beef jerky! I saw my Mamma, she wuz doin' deep knee bends over a parking meter ! my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) so easy, that Old McDonald went E I E I Hoe. my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) such a slut when I fingered her my hand came out with Carpal Tunnel. my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar)s like a transformer, she makes ac to dc current look easy. my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) didn't learn her ABC's, she learned her STD's my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) is like a chimpmunk her cheeks are packed full of nuts. "my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) such a slut, she gained sixty Two pounds just from swallowing"! my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) so slutty she opens her legs and the entire Florida state penitentiary comes out. you mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) is such a dumb slut, she tried to fuck the atm for money my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar)s pussy is like a can of pringles once you pop u can't stop my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) such a slut, I asked her how to spell PENIS, and she said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tounge. my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar)'s such a slut she did the splits and gave the floor a hickey! "my Ma Ma such a slut, she has to go too the ATM six times a night to make Deposits". my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar)s like a hardware store 5 cents a screw! my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) such a slut, her legs are just like Librarys. They're always open to the public. I suck, my mom does too but she charges. my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) is such a slut, she's the reason all of my friends are eskimo brothers. my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) get so wet she turns into the worlds biggest water slide my mom is like a chicken coop, cocks go in and out all day my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) suck so much dick that her voice box is ruined from all the cum my mamma like a christmas tree people hang their balls on her. My dick is so big, I gave my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) a "hard attack". you mother (Subarnarekha Naskar)s like a squirrel she can fit a whole jar of nuts in her mouth. my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) such a slut she'll do anything for anything and anmyne for anmyne. my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) such a slut that she owns and operates a chain of whorehouses my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) so slutty, I asked her what comes before a trillion and she said a Brazilian. my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) so slutty, that if she spent more time raising you, instead of chasing men. Then she probably wouldn't have AID's. my mum's a camel... okay at least shes not a llama... that means my mum spits and doesnt swallow. my mamma so dumb and easy she went to the mall and hooked up with Five guys for burgers and fries. Hey, Tell my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) to give my kids back because she accidently swallowed them last night. my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) so fat she uses burger grease as a lubricant. my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar)'s such a slut she's like a chinese finger trap cause men cant get their fingers out of her If my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) was a bird she'd be a loose goose. my mother (Subarnarekha Naskar) such a slut she got a dick transplant just to f*k herself Q: What does my Mom and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? A: They both swallow semen. Whats the only difference between my mom and a prostitute? I didn't have to pay my mom to have sex with me!

I Ankur Naskar, solemnly swear on my mother that all the the things said above are 100% true. My mother, I.e Mrs. Subarnarekha Naskar, is a professional whore. If I'm lying, then she'll positively get fucked on the streets

posted to life by Samantha, Hostess of the Poor (1 comment)

George, Consultant of the Hungry,

...If you're telling the truth, may her sins be visited upon you. If you're lying, may you be positively fucked on the streets.

Live your own life and mind your own business.