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my mother such a slut, that Foursquare has made her vagina a place to "check in". my mother 's such a slut, she has a number dispenser on her bedpost. my mother 's such a slut, her vagina should be in the NFL Hall of Fame for greatest wide-receiver. my mother 's such a slut, she got her tubes tied and still got pregnant. my mother 's such a slut, she has people take numbers to get into her bedroom. my mother got a credit card pussy, everybody swipe through it my mother is a carpenters dream, she is flat and never been screwed my mother s like the neighborhood bike...Everybodys rode her my mother such a slut, she dont need the internet she already world wide my mother 's like a Christmas tree evermyne puts Balls on her my mother 's such a slut, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle. my mother 's such a slut, she's a professional chode juggler. my mother like a chicken coop ... Cocks fly in and out all day my mother 's legs are like the library, they're always open to the public. my mother 's such a slut that when she walks her pussy claps "my mother 's such a slut, she has a Welcome Mat at the foot of her bed". "my mother 's such a slut,when they woke up in the morning, his bed was So Wet, the Bed Bugs Drowned". my mother 's such a slut, she's like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers... my mother 's such a slut, when she was born, the doctor slapped her bottom to make her cry, and she said "don't forget to pull my hair" my mother 's such a slut, just like a Popsicle - everybody wants a fuckin lick! my mother is so easy im my father my mother such a slut, she is like a golf course everybody puts there balls in her my mother such a slut, she thinks L.O.V.E. stands for: Legs. Open. Very. Easy. my mother such a slut that her vagina is like a 3 star hotel, there is always people coming in and out my mother 's such a slut, if her vagina was a video game it would be rated E for Evermyne. my mother 's been cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun. my mother 's such a slut, she's like the Suez Canal - Vessels full of Seamen passing through everyday... my mother 's such a slut her favorite appetizer is whorederves my mother such a slut, her nickname is SUV because she's big, black,and has room for 6 construction workers inside my mother 's such a slut she was the subject of the TV movie Fat Insane Whore my mother put da rat in ratchet my mother such a slut, she has more holes than swiss cheese my mother like a christmas tree, evermyne lays their balls on her! my mamma is like a train, people pay to ride her my mother such a slut, she puts salt water down her Trousers to Keep her crabs Fresh my mother 's such a slut that when she went to Virgin Islands they had to change its name! my mother such a slut, that I could've been my daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change. my mother 's such a slut, she doesn't say "Cock-a-doodle-do", she says "Any cock'll do!" my mother s like humpty dumpty first she gets humped then she gets dumped my mother 's such a slut, she listed me as an incedental on her tax returns. my mother 's such a slut, I slapped her, I punched her and I hurt her and she didn't charge me extra. my mother 's such a slut, she interned for Bill Clinton my mother 's such a slut, she's been compared to a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck! my mother such a slut, she licked 3 pop sicles and got pregant my mother such a slut, she applied for a job at a strip club but they already had a stage. my mother 's such a slut, my daddy is a multiple-choice question. my mother wish she had two cojones because she knows what it's like when the man drops the parachute son my mother such a slut, I told her I was looking for a job and she started giving me a blowjob. my mother is such a slut she will have sex with you for a ride home my mother 'S SUCH A SLUT THAT SUM PEOPLE SAY "THE WIND BLOWS FOR FREE, HOW MUCH U CHARGE." my mother 's is such a slut, she asked all the math majors to to figure out g(f(my mom)) just so they could "f" her first. my mother 's such a slut, she is like a protractor.....good at every angle. my mother 's such a slut, her pussy is called Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin my mother 's such a slut, her sexuality is as straight as a circle. my mother 's such a slut, even the noble gases are attracted to her. my mother 's such a slut, that they're having to paternity test with the whole state of Texas just to find out who my daddy is! my mother such a slut, that i came home and asked what was for dinner. She opened her legs and said tuna suprise my mother such a slut, that if her pussy had a password, it would be 1234. my mother 's a Slut, even Rapists use condoms. my mother is such a slut that her legs are like peanut butta.. EASY TO SPREAD! my mother is such a slut, that theres a party in her mouth and everybody's coming my mother is such a slut, her pants remind me of Vegas.... The kinda place I go to blow my Wad. my mother is such a slut, her pussy is like Domino's Pizza, if you don't cum in 30 minutes the next one is free my mother is such a slut, that btch has been on more wieners then Heinz Ketchup! my mother so horny she takes a hotdog fills it up with mamy and stick it up her ass for fun my mother is such a slut a man called her a bitch and she got down on her hands and knees. my mother such a curious slut, when she was told she'll be dating a Stud, she started banging the walls to try to figure out which one. "my mother 's such a Slut, her STD's are running all over in Mexico ilegally". my mother so slutty shes like a brick always geting slaped by mexicans my mother so loose it'd be like opening a window and shagging the night. my mother 's like peanut butter: brown, creamy, and easy to spread. you mother so stupid, she went in Dick's sporting goods and asked for dildos while naked. my mother such a fat slut, that when people see her giving head on the street, they scream out: THERE SHE BLOWS! my mother 's like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day. my mother 's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth. my mother is like a bowling ball..... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in. my mother 's like a refrigerator, evermyne puts their meat in her. my Ma Ma such a slut, when she found out she was pregnant she had to scroll back on her receipts hoping to find the father. my mother is like the hand, evermyne uses her when horny and lonely. my mother 's such a dumb slut when she was arrested for hooking she said was a british spy for MI-69. my mother 's like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday. my mother 's like a race car driver - she burns a lot of rubbers. my mother s like a picture she has been taken at every angle my mother 's like a parking garage, three bucks and you're in. my mother 's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away. my mother is like a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and easy to nail. my mamma is like a bus, big, 50 cents, and 20 people can ride her at once Deez nuts are so big that only my mother can handle them. my mother 's like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score. my mom is such a slut, she has her own church group evermyne comes in and all you hear is OH GOD OH GOD my mother is like Humpty Dumpty - First she gets humped, then she gets dumped. my mother 's like a bowling ball gets fingered three times gets thrown down the ally and comes back for more my mother is like an arcade game, when you give her a quarter she lets you play with her joy stick. my mother such a slut, her favorite word is HARDER! my mother such a slut she does her buisness outside a chinese shop my mother is like a meatlocker every guy wants to store his meat in her my mother such an old whore she slept with the Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost my mother 's snatch has more friends then Tom on MySpace my mother is like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up. my mother 's like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up. my mother s like a 1960's bottle. when the cap comes off, she starts spitting liquid. my mother is like a brifecase she only opens for buisness. my mother 's like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner. my mother 's like the Pillsbury dough boy.....everybody pokes her. my mother is like a gas station, when you pay she pumps! my mom is such a whore she fucked the football team and had to get her stomach pumped my mother such a slut when a teacher told her to write an essay she went to have sex with a mexican. ESSAY ESAAY ESSAY! my mother 's such a slut she's like a vaccum she sucks blows and gets laid in the closet my moms like a screen door after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up. my mother 's so dry it takes a gallon of water to get her pussy wet "my mother such a slut, instead of taking Money she gives STD's all night". my mother such a slut the virgin mary caught aids just by looking at her my mom is such a whore..her coochy smells like beef jerky! I saw my Mamma, she wuz doin' deep knee bends over a parking meter ! my mother so easy, that Old McDonald went E I E I Hoe. my mother such a slut when I fingered her my hand came out with Carpal Tunnel. my mother s like a transformer, she makes ac to dc current look easy. my mother didn't learn her ABC's, she learned her STD's my mother is like a chimpmunk her cheeks are packed full of nuts. "my mother such a slut, she gained sixty Two pounds just from swallowing"! my mother so slutty she opens her legs and the entire Florida state penitentiary comes out. you mother is such a dumb slut, she tried to fuck the atm for money my mother s pussy is like a can of pringles once you pop u can't stop my mother such a slut, I asked her how to spell PENIS, and she said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tounge. my mother 's such a slut she did the splits and gave the floor a hickey! "my Ma Ma such a slut, she has to go too the ATM six times a night to make Deposits". my mother s like a hardware store 5 cents a screw! my mother such a slut, her legs are just like Librarys. They're always open to the public. I suck, my mom does too but she charges. my mother is such a slut, she's the reason all of my friends are eskimo brothers. my mother get so wet she turns into the worlds biggest water slide my mom is like a chicken coop, cocks go in and out all day my mother suck so much dick that her voice box is ruined from all the cum my mamma like a christmas tree people hang their balls on her. My dick is so big, I gave my mother a "hard attack". you mother s like a squirrel she can fit a whole jar of nuts in her mouth. my mother such a slut she'll do anything for anything and anmyne for anmyne. my mother such a slut that she owns and operates a chain of whorehouses my mother so slutty, I asked her what comes before a trillion and she said a Brazilian. my mother so slutty, that if she spent more time raising you, instead of chasing men. Then she probably wouldn't have AID's. my mum's a camel... okay at least shes not a llama... that means my mum spits and doesnt swallow. my mamma so dumb and easy she went to the mall and hooked up with Five guys for burgers and fries. Hey, Tell my mother to give my kids back because she accidently swallowed them last night. my mother so fat she uses burger grease as a lubricant. my mother 's such a slut she's like a chinese finger trap cause men cant get their fingers out of her If my mother was a bird she'd be a loose goose. my mother such a slut she got a dick transplant just to f*k herself Q: What does my Mom and the Bermuda Triangle have in common? A: They both swallow semen. Whats the only difference between my mom and a prostitute? I didn't have to pay my mom to have sex with me!

I Ankur Naskar, solemnly swear on my mom that all the the things said above are 100% true. My mother, i.e Mrs. Subarnarekha Naskar, is a professional whore. If I'm lying, then she'll positively get fucked on the streets.

posted to life by Max, Guardian of the Rich (1 comment)


Max, Guardian of the Rich,

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