"Oh...hello....er...pest control please......."

wrote the following:

Ok, so I have no idea what the fuck is going on but all of a sudden there seems to be an awful lot of blue bottle flies swooping around my office! The really strange thing is though that these are not your normal, agile, 'haha, you cant catch me' type of flies! These must be suicidal flies, either that, or really stoned or drunk! I reckon I must have caught 10-12 of them in the last day or so and they are still coming!!!! As I write this blog, they are planning another 'zombie style' attack, I can see one slowly crawling along the surface of my desk towards me in a hypnotic state..........I am off to reconstruct the chopsticks scene from karate kid! Die you flying maggots!!!